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Posted By:  jimjamzoo
Posted On:  Nov 28, 2007

  Think over male or female
SWISS ARMY KNIFE -- male, because even though it appears Useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just Opening bottles. KIDNEYS -- female, because they always go to the bathroom in Pairs. TIRE -- male, because it goes bald and is often over-inflated. ...... [view]
Posted By:  jimjamzoo
Posted On:  Nov 11, 2007

  Who is going to answer this?
I was born intelligent - education ruined me. Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect..... . so why practice? If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright...... [view]
Posted By:  jimjamzoo
Posted On:  Oct 18, 2007

  Answers a computer might give.
Oracle's Real-Life Q & A <:P Q. What if your Dad loses his car keys? A. 'Parent keys not found!' Q. What if your old girl friend spots you with your new one? A. 'Duplicate value on index!' Q. What if the golf ball doesn't get into the hole...... [view]
Posted By:  jimjamzoo
Posted On:  Oct 14, 2007

  God i created mess
When God gave out brains, I thought He said trains, And I said I'd take the next one. When God gave out looks, I thought He said books, And I didn't want any. When God gave out noses, I thought He said roses, And I ordered a big one. When God gave out legs, I...... [view]
Posted By:  jimjamzoo
Posted On:  Oct 11, 2007

  Can u do this
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Posted By:  jimjamzoo
Posted On:  Oct 10, 2007

  Wife vs. Sister-in-law (saali)
**WARNING** THIS IS NOT STRICTLY TRUE IN EVERY SAALI'S. AND DO NOT TAKE THIS PERSONALLY!! *What is the difference between Saali & Wife* Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi Saali is Pataka, Wife is...... [view]
Posted By:  jimjamzoo
Posted On:  Oct 7, 2007

  I have Doubts..Do you feel the same
I've some doubts.. Can u please clarify me.. 1. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought) 2. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that...... [view]
Posted By:  Avnish
Posted On:  Sep 25, 2007

  Deaf and dumb AIDS patient raped and killed
Deaf and dumb AIDS patient raped and killed http://www.hindustantimes.com/StoryPage/StoryPage.aspx?id=033b1843-1e91-4db3-8e1d-306936251c9a&ParentID=7aba1965-7c57-4e70-acce-9f107384db42&&Headline=Deaf+and+dumb+AIDS+patient+raped+and+killed Press Trust Of IndiaIndore, July 06, 2007...... [view]
Posted By:  ahneek
Posted On:  Aug 27, 2007

  This is what happens when you drop out of school to be in beauty pageants
Key quotes include: "the Iraq" "they should our education over here in the U.S., should help the U.S." Oh to hell with it, The Assimilated Negro has kindly produced the transcript. via TAN.... [view]
Posted By:  jimjamzoo
Posted On:  Aug 15, 2007

  You got F grade mother
A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date. "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?" "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied. "It's not polite." ...... [view]
Posted By:  jimjamzoo
Posted On:  Aug 10, 2007

  Man and woman Discoveries
Man discovered weapons, invented hunting. Woman discovered hunting, invented furs. Man discovered colors, invented painting. Woman discovered painting, invented make-up. Man discovered speech, invented conversation. Woman discovered...... [view]
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